I went to Lowes today to pick up something for my dad and saw something really bizarre on the way home. It was a Subaru Outback with its front and back windshield wipers turned on. That’s not strange except for the fact that it wasn’t raining! The driver wasn’t just cleaning the windows either; I was traveling alongside them or behind them for about two miles on the Interstate. By the time I exited, he turned off the front wipers, but the back one was still happily cleaning a dry window. C-razy Subaru drivers.